Our pledges to the voters of Britain


We will turn the Houses of Parliament into a comedy club


We will increase supplies of laughing gas in the NHS

We will introduce Fool Schools across the country

We will put Laughing Policemen on the beat

We will replace the pound with Monopoly money

We will replace local mayors with official council Jesters

We will use the hot air produced by MPs to generate electricity

We will make Tom Fool's birthday a national holiday

We will increase spending, reduce taxes and cut debt

We will sell the family silver – the nation’s grannies

But if you have any better ideas please let us know!  You can send us your favourite foolish policies on the Tom Fool Facebook page or by Tweeting @TheTomFool on Twitter.